Saturday, March 8, 2008

SEX AND THE BEACH.

Floating in the ocean at night with a lifesaver, like in Titanic.
Then I'm at a beach resort strung with paper lanterns and I'm wearing a very low cut, one-piece swimsuit, with the v-opening slit all the way down to my belly. It is white with puffy meringues and my nipples keep slipping out.

My friend B. begins making passes at me. I find myself kissing her underneath my parent's bed. Since I'm not enjoying this, really, but slightly curious of what it's like to have sex with another girl, I don't find myself plagued with guilt. She gave me short unsatisfying kisses. I only become regretful when I see she has a long flagellating sea weed for a clitoris that slightly resembles some amputated chopstick.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh i hope it was me! ive always wanted a seaweed/chopstick vag!

Anonymous said...

should i be worried? actually, should master marcus?

Unknown said...

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